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How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.